I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
my poor anus
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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