can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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