Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You ruined the universe
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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