I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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