in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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