In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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