Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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