If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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