Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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