It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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