he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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