if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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