doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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