I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
