I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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