we're blogging at a bar
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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