Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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