I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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