we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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