Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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