I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
pray to the hookup gods
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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