Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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