I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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