i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You've changed since you got that strap on
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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