You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
