Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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