She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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