why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
we're so committed to being not committed
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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