that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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