Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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