# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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