So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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