Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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