in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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