and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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