super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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