Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
