Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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