No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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