big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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