Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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