Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dicks are not precious.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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