Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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