no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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