Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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