I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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