it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
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No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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