After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
never play flip cup with pint glasses
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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