This girl is more easily done than said...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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