So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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