My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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