Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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