Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I understand Curling. That high.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
